"No, you can't put my hair in that boot."
"Please stop licking the front door."
"If you touch the dog's bottom one more time, you're going to time out."
"Please take your straw out of your mashed potatoes. No, you can't draw with them."
"Did you just pick your poop up and put it in the toilet?"
"Toothpaste does NOT go on the wall!"
"If you are going to go outside, you have to wear pants."
"No, we can't eat suckers and macaroni for breakfast."
"Stop calling your sister a stinkywoo!"
"Please stop licking the front door."
"If you touch the dog's bottom one more time, you're going to time out."
"Please take your straw out of your mashed potatoes. No, you can't draw with them."
"Did you just pick your poop up and put it in the toilet?"
"Toothpaste does NOT go on the wall!"
"If you are going to go outside, you have to wear pants."
"No, we can't eat suckers and macaroni for breakfast."
"Stop calling your sister a stinkywoo!"
10 comments:
You never know what you will be saying to them. LOL.
LOL! :)
Isnt it hilarious the things you find yourself saying to your children? Its never ending either!
So funny! Sometimes I will say something and once I say it, I think.. "Did I really just say that?"
haha!! I started jotting down some of things I say too for a blog post!
Too funny!
Oh the things a mother says!! lol
I love these! I hear myself say some of the craziest things these days too!
LMAO! I may have to start writing down all the bizarre stuff I have to say too!
Oh yea. I can totally relate to this.
LOL
Totally cracking up over here! :)
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