December 15, 2009

Things Moms Say



"No, you can't put my hair in that boot."

"Please stop licking the front door."

"If you touch the dog's bottom one more time, you're going to time out."

"Please take your straw out of your mashed potatoes. No, you can't draw with them."

"Did you just pick your poop up and put it in the toilet?"

"Toothpaste does NOT go on the wall!"

"If you are going to go outside, you have to wear pants."

"No, we can't eat suckers and macaroni for breakfast."

"Stop calling your sister a stinkywoo!"

11 comments:

Kaileigh said...

LOL!!!

Susie said...

You never know what you will be saying to them. LOL.

gomillion and one... said...

LOL! :)
Isnt it hilarious the things you find yourself saying to your children? Its never ending either!

EmilytheCreative said...

So funny! Sometimes I will say something and once I say it, I think.. "Did I really just say that?"

Karen said...

haha!! I started jotting down some of things I say too for a blog post!

Missie said...

Too funny!

Holly said...

Oh the things a mother says!! lol

Melissa said...

I love these! I hear myself say some of the craziest things these days too!

Kristine said...

LMAO! I may have to start writing down all the bizarre stuff I have to say too!

Bridgett said...

Oh yea. I can totally relate to this.
LOL

Tiffany said...

Totally cracking up over here! :)

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